Monday, December 18, 2006

Santa's Image Reinvented After Calls from the 'Obesity Awareness' Association

North Pole, ARTIC CIRCLE - In the weeks approaching Christmas this year, Santa's PR representative has responded to the Obesity Awareness Association's calls for a 'healthier, thinner' reinvention of the traditionally unhealthy and obese red-suited old man with the release of details of his personal diet and exercise regime. The careful revision of his traditionally overweight image has inspired a new range of diet-regime recipe books, with recipes including "Carb-Free Liquid Turkey" and "Muesli-Rich Non-Alcoholic Egg Nog".
In other news, the OAA has pledged its full support of the Muslim Ramadan tradition. Santa has also been enlisted by Weight Watchers for their post-Christmas advertising campaign later this year.

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