Summer Holidays Will Result in Higher Report-Worthy News, Reporter Declares

Sydney, AUSTRALIA - There is an expected increase in the amount of report-worthy stories over the summer holidays, states a New Juice reporter. However, the New Juice has denied that the trend towards higher amounts of dramatic, world-altering events during periods of low-to-medium workloads is a result of low-quality work ethics. Staunchly denying that the neglect of reports over the Spring was a result of prioritising activities, the New Juice blames a sheer paucity in news-worthy stories. Nevertheless, the New Juice expects an increase in worthwhile stories over the next few months, coincidentally coinciding with summer holidays.